Yes, sir folks, this truck right here is what little whipper snappers all over the country are dreaming about. Rather you're looking to be king of the trailer park, or top doggy at the Ranch this truck will get you the attention you need. Of course you can already see this is one, big bad, red beast of truck... but did you notice it's got 8" of lift to terrify Prius drivers. A brand new Canadian made race me tuner to turn up the millennial repellent. It's not rollin on some city boy 35's. Nope, no sir, this beast be rolling on 24s wrapped in 37x14s... This ain't no mall crawler. This is a real life, mud tossin, trailer pulling, smoke rolling, rescue rig. That massive back seat is going to be stuffed with the girl friends of all the ranger drivin city boys you rescued. Them boys wishing they could drive a truck like this. Drive? Yep, yes sir, you gotta be edumacated to drive this truck, you gotta have your man card as this truck is a manual. That's right, it's got 3 peddles, it's got 6 gears of coal rolling power. Get your Ford F'ing Ranger fired up and buy this man's truck before it's gone.
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