2007 Dodge Ram 3500 Long Horn

SOLD: This One Got Away!

Attention Facebook Warriors!!!

You have never seen this truck, you have never driven this truck so please tell me all about it in the comments. You've sold one diesel truck in your life and that was 3 years ago but by all means tell everyone looking how this is the greatest Dodge Dually you have seen!

I know your brothers, boyfriends son bought one for $13,000. It was a gasser so this truck is only worth $9,000. After all, diesel is more expensive. Who cares if this one gets 12 or 22 MPG. All sellers are complete liars. It gets 22 MPG when empty. Don't believe me? I don't care. The buyer will see for them self.

I know, I know its over priced and no one will ever buy it. It doesn't matter that its the only one in the US this week with 124k miles.... It should be priced like it has 312k miles on it. They are only miles so who cares. We are still in America so I could ask $80k if I wanted. Biden hasn't screwed that up yet.

I know, I know it's a dually and that kills the value because it has more tires on the ground and will pull less weight than a single wheel. To heck with safety. No one cares about stopping or wind load.

I know, I know... everyone in the entire world wants a deleted truck so this one is junk. Screw those guys living in emission control areas. Like... its so hard to delete it if thats your thing. Don't tell anyone but I know a guy.

Comment away.... Black is too hot.
Cloth seats are terrible
That chrome grille has to go
If only it was a 5.9.
What did I miss you hemi driving car gods? I mean it's not like I make my living selling Dodge trucks or anything. What could I know.