2015 Honda Civic LX

MANUAL - No Snowflakes!

Listen up those of you younger than Generation X! This car is a MANUAL!. That means it is better at everything you want a car to do. It is faster. It is better in snow. It stops better. It runs longer. It gets better gas mileage. It cost less to repair. It is impossible to steal. The only reason to want an Auto is your to lazy or to scared to learn to drive a manual. It takes an hour. Heck, make a flipping TikTok of yourself learning to drive a manual and go viral. Be the envy of your entire generation. You might not think it matters but it does. We all do look down on you. We all do think you’re lesser of a driver if you cant driver a manual. It’s like you’re still in Pull-Ups. You’re not really a driver. You owe it to yourself to buy this car and figure out it. I’ll include your first lesson. Get that man card... Make your grand parents proud! Own a MANUAL!